Awww...I even wrote an affiliation letter...
Your EE even on this O.o.
Anyway...
One of our staff members has chanced upon your site, and liking what we saw, we wish to become an affiliate. We are a pokemon rpg forum, centered around the unpredictable actions by certain members of our staff, nostalgia, and the ability of one of our founding admin to make adorable chao. (Known as Tori845 or Tori-San, depending on the site.) Although at first glance the forums seem light hearted and overly kid friendly, this is due to the 13 months and six days we spent offline perfecting this illusion and other aspects of the forums. Our leading Admin has has expressed a thinly veiled well of maturity, leading to a gathering of staff members of all ages, our oldest long having reached the legal drinking age. Although we have rounded the edges to attract members of all kinds, the framework of the forum relies on our fanboy and fangirl loyalness to the series we have followed since the release of red and blue, the series that actually taught some of the staff to read, and an everpresent river of nostalgia. We would be pleased if you would affiliate with us, and help the forum that we have given over 13 months of effort to.
~Sincerely, the staff of Pokepets.
http://z6.invisionfree.com/Pokepets/index.php?
Yeah, we would be extremely pleased if you would affiliate...